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1 definition by Johnny Facepalm

 
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A mysterious bird that appears with the sole intention of chopping your dick off. Known for it's famous call "CAWWW! CAWW!"
"Dude, we went hiking last week and Craig got attacked by a scissorbird! Now he can't pee."
by Johnny Facepalm December 02, 2012