2 definitions by Johnny Cash Mann 5000

welcome to the jungle

when a girl sees your dick for the first time and it is really hairy, you say "welcome to the jungle."
Girl: WOW!
Boy: Welcome to the Jungle.
by Johnny Cash Mann 5000 October 18, 2010
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flaming rod

when a girl eats a spicy food and immediatly after gives a blow job to a male
John: Bro this girl gave me a blow job after eating a pepper and i had a flaming rod
by Johnny Cash Mann 5000 October 18, 2010
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