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6 definitions by Johnny A

 
1.
Being in a public restroom, needing to poop, but afraid you will make a very loud sound if you let go. You try to wait till everyone else leaves.
I tried holding the cards till my boss left
by Johnny A April 21, 2003
 
2.
A girl who dyes her hair blonde, but still has a black bush. Her black box gives her away.
"That Lori is a platinum jet."
by Johnny A April 19, 2003
 
3.
A tiny bit of poop on the back of your hand
"I wiped good but noticed my sclar at her parent's house."
by Johnny A April 19, 2003
 
4.
The act of getting a pubic hair caught in your throat that stays at least 24 hours.
"This gackle tickles!"
by Johnny A April 19, 2003
 
5.
involuntary response to seeing he surprise scary part of a scary movie
When Jason jumped out of that lake, it made my hiney pucker.
by Johnny A April 21, 2003
 
6.
an efeminate short guy
Nathan Lane is a gelf
by Johnny A April 21, 2003