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47 definitions by Johnny Chingas

 
29.
Well, I think you all know by now, it's a

CRACK PIPE !!!
OK, glass dick... the pronunciation is important here...

Bray like a donkey...

GLA.A.A.A.A.S DICK !!!!

GLAAAAAAAAAS DICK !!!!!!

(Shows what losers crackheads are, see ??)
by Johnny Chingas June 14, 2009
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30.
The name of your girlfriend.
Oh, oovy, I don't know, I feel so ooee-wooee all the time.....
by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004
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31.
One of the members of that popular platinum selling rock group.
Wow, the straddlers are in town !! Let's go check out their saddles !!
by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004
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32.
A hallucination seen when on LSD, kind of like a kaleidoscope of Greek epsilons.
My vision was full of pencil swirls that exploded into color when a truck backfired.
by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004
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33.
A championsip game culminating a season of competition with various teams.
Turd Burglars vs. Pissants.... Turd Burglars are on the blitz... they've burgled a turd... Now they're penetrating the backfield.. Flushdown, Turd Burglars !!!!!
by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004
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34.
Near to being fuddled.
I got so frickin' sozzled Saturday night, I was near to being fuddled !!
by Johnny Chingas May 09, 2004
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35.
A close friend of all of us who always has a shit-eating grin on his face.
"The strangest thing is happening ! Someone keeps calling my cellphone and asking for Bug Fugger !!!"
by Johnny Chingas May 02, 2004
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