2 definitions by Johnny Carcinogen
once the lead singer of a decent rock band, she has now fallen into the pop world. she thinks having a few japanese girls follow her around will make her cool. she also releases shitty songs that make little or no sense. her name is often confused with the word tool
by Johnny Carcinogen August 14, 2005
A rum most evil. consumption of port royal rum may burn your nose, eyes, and throat and if drunk correctly will lead to mass destruction.
pros: cheap as hell
Cons: you might wake up in the morning with a total stranger with numerous impending lawsuits over your head
pros: cheap as hell
Cons: you might wake up in the morning with a total stranger with numerous impending lawsuits over your head
Kid 1: yo lets split a handle of port royal
Kid 2: FUCK last time i drank port royal i was put on probation!
Kid 2: FUCK last time i drank port royal i was put on probation!
by Johnny Carcinogen March 29, 2008