One who avoids facebook due to the saturation of the menial tasks people describe in detail with poor grammar/spelling/diction. Nobody is as interesting as facebook would indicate.
Facebookophobes also believe facebook a pestilence.
I am a full-fledged facebookophobe, I don't give a shit how tasty your chipotle burrito was. I also think self-shots make you look like you live in your toilet.
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