1 definition by Johnmalone882

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Horny little mongrel, often taking over the brain and raping any type of hole in sight. Rumors say the American penis will dig into furry holes and loves to plunge into animals as well. Especially monkeys.
The American penis enters a the horrified monkey below the waste from the back.
by Johnmalone882 September 18, 2008

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