2 definitions by Johng123

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Masturbating before making any decision regarding females.
James: I can't tell if I should fuck my ex or not
Tom: Just fap on it, then you will know.
by Johng123 August 02, 2011

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Means "Too long; jacked off"

When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.Means "Too long; jacked off"

When trying to obtain sex from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.
Me: Hey Come over
Her (2 hours later): Hey you still up?
Me: tl;jo
by Johng123 September 05, 2014

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