2 definitions by Johnathon Mill

Top Definition

An ass with midget-like features, on someone who is not a midget. Features: bulbous, protrusive, and disproportionate to the person's size.

Implication: should not reproduce.
"Damn! All those years of hocking back Taco Bell has given that woman Giant Midget Ass."

"Do these pants give me Giant Midget Ass?"

"That Gollem (see meth addict) bitch has Giant Midget Ass."
by Johnathon Mill October 31, 2009

Adj. Derivation of Pacific Northwest American slang, early 21st century.

To have an ass which smells and looks like that of a hamster's.

By implication the person uses cheap toilet paper, is poor, and unwashed. The further implication is the person eats over processed food with little to no nutrition; therefore, their posterior is unshapely and the body can be likened to a pear, or hamster's figure.
"Have you seen the hamsterass on that trailer park bitch?"

"Jesus Christ! look at the hamsterass on the Wal-Mart greeter."
by Johnathon Mill October 31, 2009
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