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2 definitions by John-John the Madman

 
1.
When you work with a super hot Russian with a great ass, and she makes sure to bend over real nice and show the lovely heart shape of her Russian Moon rising over the Russian poon.
The other day I turned around and saw the Russian Moon with a g-sting running up the middle. I was moonstruck, umm,umm,good...
by John-John the Madman April 16, 2009
 
2.
Person who thinks they too much, when they really don't know shit. Also, they seem to need a girlfriend so bad it's pathetic.
That Noble Beans is so stupid he thinks he's smart, and he always checks out the Russian moon with a perv look on his face. Beans needs pussy and a new job.
by John-John the Madman April 16, 2009