5 definitions by John Warner

Top Definition
An unknown individual who shits mysteriously in odd places and never takes credit for it. The shit may be found anywhere except in a toilet. The poop bandit may strike at any time in any place. He does not discriminate against race, ethnicity, or gender. He only discriminates against toilets.
Hey Randy, whats that smell? Oh shit! Looks like the poop bandit has struck again!
#poop #bandit #thief #shit #toilet #poo #feces
by John Warner August 19, 2006
A female who is a chronic masterbater.
Kate is quite the bean flipper. or Sara is over there flippin the bean again.
#masterbate #female #orgasm #beanflipper #girl
by John Warner August 18, 2006
One who simply loves the cock. See cock carnivore
Randy is a dick demon.
#dick #cock #demon #balls #love
by John Warner August 18, 2006
A person who loves dick so much that they would consider eating it as an entire meal or portion of a meal. This meal could be breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, and/or supper. The cock carnivore may just eat it as a snack in between meals. See dick demon
Jake is a cock carnivore.
#cock #carnivore #dick #balls #sex
by John Warner August 18, 2006
a man whose unusually small penis is suprisingly satisfying.
I gave Brenda the 'ol half-inch hero last night
#penis #hero #small #satisfying #disease
by John Warner August 18, 2006
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