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Petite venison is hamster meat, sometimes also listed on menus as "soylent tan". It is most often prepared as breaded nuggets which are then baked or deep fried.
Fascinated, I watched her consume the whole platter of petite venison carpaccio without the benefit of utensils.

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Soylent tan is hamster meat, sometimes also called petite venison. It is most often prepared as breaded nuggets which are then baked or deep fried.
Tears welled in the old man's eyes as he savored his first bite of soylent tan in many years.

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