1 definition by John Smith Indian Emperor

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When a situation is even more awkward than 'awko taco', typically 'awk beanstalk' is appropriate.
I finished with my partner and asked how he felt. He said it was great, since he didn't use a condom. Awk beanstalk.
by John Smith Indian Emperor November 03, 2011

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