100 definitions by John Smith

depends on context of sentence, ie it is a reaction.
Kate: My dog died
Tarnia: (sadly) Oh stafs

Simone: I got laid last nite
Tarnia: (excitedly) STAFS!
by john smith March 25, 2005
There was this girl named maya, she is a whore
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.
the mf-count is 1 today cause she fucked over her only other friend yesterday.
by John Smith February 22, 2005
A lot like the word shart, it is when farts but then he poops his pants.
Made popular by the song "Dumpfart" by Keith Barbado.
I was walking down the street and i dumpfarted on a hobo.
by John Smith February 22, 2005
An extremely fast pace.
That bitch was talkin a mile a minute.
by john smith June 09, 2004
Slang term for half white, half black, derogatory term.
That fucking bitch is a stupid little nigrid!
by John Smith April 19, 2004
A small absorbent cotton pad placed in ones underwear over the anal opening in order to catch debris and unwanted particles.

Change pad every 3 hours on heavy days and every 6 on light days.
In order to get rid of the unsightly stains in my underwear, i began wearing nunue pads and am now stain free.
by John Smith March 11, 2004
To follow in front of someone.
That old guy in the Volvo was frollowing me when I was driving today
by John Smith December 30, 2003

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