All of the people in france just walk around paris all day wearing horizontal stripey blue/red shirts, stupid puffy red scarfs, tight black trousers and black berets.
all the men have very pointy mustaches and retarded accents. and sometimes small pointy goaty beards.
There are very few job catagorys in france, these are:
Artist, Chef & Mime
In there free time they sit in cafe's eating onions going awhaw awhaw awhaw, or they walk round looking down on non-frenchies in a derogorative way while they carry around french sticks.
as for food you will be lucky to find anything edible, even though 1/3 of frances population are chefs the only two types of food you will find on the menu of any restaurant is Frogs Legs & snails, so i suggest you bring your own food.
The main site is the Eiffel Tower, named by the french but built by a brave band of engish men, its use is as a method of suicide by jumping off the top for any one who is trapped in paris. and is not an onion eating awhaw awhaw awhaw frenchy frog.
The french are Famous for there Cheese and wine, obviously they dont make this themselves as they found an ancient cave full of cheese and wine which was left by the romans, so there supply of old mouldy cheese and vintage wine should only last out for another couple of years.
The french are also famous for losing wars, The french have never won a war in recorded history, as they always end up be...