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Upon her release from prison Martha Stewart said she learned an entirely new way to toss a salad. This recipe involved jelly.
This recipe involved jelly eaten out of her ass.
by John Monroe March 10, 2005

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Noun. Scotty B.
Synonym. Round Guy
Nobody would pity fuck Scotty B. if you taped a $100 bill to his bald forehead.
by John Monroe March 14, 2005

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