2 definitions by John McNally

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An idiot who deserves to be kicked in the man marbles and slapped across the face for being such an ignorant fool.
Hey Slapnuts!

Jimmy you are such a Slapnuts!
by John McNally April 23, 2008

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An asshole or vagina that is so large only a basketball could have passed through it to make it that big.
"Sarah has one hell of a hoop shute."

"I fisted that hoop shute."
by John McNally April 25, 2008

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