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2 definitions by John McNally

 
1.
An idiot who deserves to be kicked in the man marbles and slapped across the face for being such an ignorant fool.
Hey Slapnuts!

Jimmy you are such a Slapnuts!
by John McNally April 23, 2008
 
2.
An asshole or vagina that is so large only a basketball could have passed through it to make it that big.
"Sarah has one hell of a hoop shute."

"I fisted that hoop shute."
by John McNally April 25, 2008