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When a man applies lipstick to the base of the shaft of his penis, then draws eyeliner and eyeshadow on his pelvis. He then proceeds to violently face fuck a girl, when she pulls back she has a full make over.
"Honey, I'm late for work! I don't have time to get my make up on!"

"Don't worry sweetheart, I'll just Mary-Kay that shit!
by John Knows Best! August 14, 2010

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