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2 definitions by John Jacob Smith

 
1.
A Korean hoe named Port who had a Russian penis and a Japanese penis in its mouth. She spit out the Russian penis, and continued sucking the Japanese's because it had predominant powers.
"That hoe is such a Portsmouth!"
by John Jacob Smith April 10, 2007
 
2.
An autistic, ego-maniacal, cross country runner, who is dumb.
I hate you! You are acting like Bisbee!
by John Jacob Smith April 10, 2007