9 definitions by John Holmes

Top Definition
A blunt or excessive force delivered by a leg thrust to the male lower abdominal section.
A kick in the penis.
Shut the freak up or I will jimmy kick you.
by John Holmes January 13, 2004
Extra-ordinarily long penis (in excess of 10 inches). A person who resorts to enlargement surgery to achieve such length is said to have a 'stretched' limoshlong.
person 1: "damn that's one long shlong"
person 2: "It's a limoshlong"

alternatively...

person 1: "Care to see my new stretched limoshlong?"
person 2: "no"
by John Holmes May 13, 2003
no living person could describe it

it is related to istobi

stupi and stupy are synonyms
istupy is red and flies.
when istupy is green, it becomes a tank.
if istupy is yellow, it is sick.
by John Holmes January 19, 2005
Thick liquid secretion excreted from the tip of a penis during or ending the act of intercourse and/or a round of yule-log tugging.
Man what the heezy!!! She drank a gallon of jimmy juice from a cardboard milk carton!!
by John Holmes January 13, 2004
A person who likes to put bar-b-que sauce on the penis he is about to suck.
"I like it when he "HavocalGhost's me."
by John Holmes October 22, 2003
To do 'fuck all' when all about you are busy doing work for you
by John Holmes September 18, 2003
ones personal image or style pretaining to rolling on at least 24's or 4 carots.
Yo Dog, Check my Steezo up in this peace aa'iight
by john holmes April 16, 2003

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