5 definitions by John Diss

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A sophisticated way of saying dumbass. the sophistication emphasizes that the person or thing being referred to is also pompous.
"Your boss is so stupid!"
"Yeah, What an ignoranus"
by John Diss April 11, 2007

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1. The Essence of fighting in Player versus Player Combat (PvP) in games such as World of Warcraft.

2. Polyvinylcockbite (A cost effective material used for degradation of another's ego.)

3. The measure of one's Player versus Player skill.

4. An epic struggle between man and his manhood. (Player versus Penis)

1. "I am bored of farming mats in Hearthglen, anyone up for PvPness?"

2. "I can't believe Bob used his PvPness on Charlie... poor Charlie's pride will be in the hospital for weeks!"

3. "Dave's PvPness is so much smaller than Mike's!" "Yea... Mike's PvPness is HUGE!!!"

4. "Should I go in to work today... or spend the next 5 hours jacking off to National Geographic Magazine..."
by John Diss September 26, 2006

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A cost effective material used for degradation of another's ego.
"Bob used his Polyvinylcockbite on Charlie... Poor charlie... His pride is so broken that even duct tape can't fix it!"
by John Diss September 26, 2006

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Assjack. Noun. The semen that dribbles out of an ass after anal sex has been completed.

Adjective. Similar to jackass.
The woman used a douche to clean the assjack out of her colon.
by John Diss August 08, 2006

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A pair of old,saggy breasts that can be used as a tool for solo soccer practice.
Millie's soccerboobs were showing after she stretched; lifting her dress.
by John Diss August 08, 2006

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