Possibly the coolest name
you can have.
The first Juan
was born in the badlands of Mexico and according to the legend raised by dragons until the tender age of five
at which he, single handed defeated a troop of french
invaders by giving
them wrong directions that took
them into a pit of eternal damnation.
It is also said
that, at 15 years of age, he created the cult
to kukulkan the feathered
snake by taking a snake, covering it with glue and sticking
chicken feathers to the poor animal. Kukulkan is still worship at Yucatan up to the present day.
The story goes on to tell incredible feats that would make Hercules
himself look like a kid.
The funniest part is that he died killed by a coconut
while taking a nap under a coconut
tree (of course) at the tender age of 78.