11 definitions by John Clarkie

When you get stressed out with your computer, you tend to punch the keyboard. The most likely words to come out are "gh".
John: GRRRRRR! Work you stupid computer!
*ghghghghgh gh gh gh gh!!!!!!!!!*
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008
A stupid japanese themed cartoon that wierd people watch.

All the characters have massive eyes, crazy hairstyles and have noses like dogs.

Anime cartoons are things like Pokémon, Dragonball GT ect.
John's Friend: Hey, did you watch Pokémon last night?
John: EW!!!!!!!!! YOU LOVE ANIME! YOU SAD FREAK!
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008
An irish term for an idiot.
John: Mum, I smashed the TV!
Mum: Tom you big eejit! Go to your room!
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008
A game for kids with no friends so they can e-date, have cyber and waste their hard earned money on stupid pixel furniture as known as furni. Everyone on Habbo thinks they are sexy, like the big headed user called Pairz (from Habbo UK) but they are all ugly and have no life.
Habbo User 1: Hey look its SkaterChu!
Habbo User 2: Ew. He is TOO ugly for Habbo.
Habbo User 1: Lets go have cyber with him anyway!
Habbo User 2: YAY! 3-some!
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008
The british slang for the hole on the top of a man's penis.

OTHER SLANG FOR JAPS EYE:
wookie hole, upper sphincter, purple top, hole in the helmet
Guy 1: So did the "sexy time" go alrite for you last night?
Guy 2: Not really, she shoved her fingers up my japs eye and it HURT.
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008
Otherwise known as 'Leet', 1337 is Internet slang that replaces letters with numbers. Mostly used by assholes in games or chatrooms who think they are above than everyone, think they can do what they like, think they are cool and think they are hackers. In real life they spend too much time on the computer, refer everyone as n00bs, have no social life and have no friends. If you think your 1337, your gay.
'leet' guy: 0m9 1 t0t411y pwn3d j00 1 4m 50 1337!!
normal guy: Stop talking in numbers you retard.

Translation: Oh my god I totally owned you I am so Leet!!
by John Clarkie April 21, 2008
A form of masturbation or "wanking". The male rubs his penis on the bed to masturbate. It is a faster way to approach a male orgasm, because it is rubbing the penis harder than a "hand job" due to more pressure exerted onto the penis.
I was too horny last night, so i decided to start rubbing the bed.
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008

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