Imaginary testicles. Unreal gonads added through pretend.
Theodore has pretesticles.
Raphaellita kicked her broken car's pretesticles.
"The Chicago Field Museum has a new exhibit, Danny."
"Oh, really! What about?"
"Lorryia formosa, The Pretesticle of Mites"
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