2 definitions by John Bent

Top Definition
An individual demonstrating the highest level of stupidity in any given collection of individuals.

The term is a parody of a Roman Emperor's name. The full version, Tardius Maximus, is rarely used.
"I have come to the conclusion that reality TV isn't that real"
"Well done, Tardius!"
by John Bent September 14, 2008
To display a level of awesomeness that eliminates all competition. To make someone, usually an audience, feel as if they have been torn a new anus by your amazing display of skill.
To Tear a new asshole:

After a flute concert:
Mother, I tore them a new asshole!
by John Bent October 31, 2007

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