One who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a penis of a substantial length and girth. Not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schlong rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heterosexual moniker.
David, you schlong jockey, I can’t believe you actually sent that email to ITS!
Ancient Kenyan term referring to a skeet receptacle. Long suspected as culprit behind infamous fecal deposits in Bullock Hall toilets. The original black asshole remains an allusive figure, but his lore around Clark University is unparalleled.
Wanjau, that turd is wider then the diameter of a gorilla's rectum. How could that have possibly come out of a human's colon?
Phrase used while heaving up ridiculously inaccurate basketball shots. Can also be utilized during any unnecessary activity such as epic poof battles or reckless jaywalking. Can be used in accordance with the terms ‘count it,’ ‘jigglypoof,’ and ‘fagboy.’
Pick and roll! Pick and roll!
Outlet! Outlet! Rain dance!!!!