5 definitions by John Argon

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The unholy trinity consists of 3 shock sites, Lemonparty, Goatse, and Tubgirl. These are some of the most vile things that can be found on the Internet, and so are fun to show your friends! If you can masturbate to these images, you gain the conveted Internet ability, immunity to shock sites.
It is said that if you view the entire unholy trinity at one time your eyes will explode into a fountain of blood and brains and that this will be perfered to seeing all three of the images.
by John Argon August 23, 2006

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8=>
Symbol for "pointy" or sharp penis. Can also be written as:
8==>
8===>
and with more equals signs. More equals signs denotes more length.
Person 1: 8=>
Person 2: Your dick's pointy???
by John Argon July 13, 2006

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A phrase posted on hacked MySpace accounts by a group of hackers known as the Phunkers. It is a play-on-words of the groups name, and the term fucking owned.
OMG I was phunking owned by the phunkers!!!11
by John Argon July 13, 2006

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CILF stands for Cat I'd Like to Fuck.
Person 1:Dude your cat is such a cilf!
Person 2:What?
Person 1:Cat I'd Like to Fuck.
Person 2:...
by John Argon July 13, 2006

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Derives from the root word, ilf. It stands for Parakeet I'd like to fuck. Used to describe especially attractive parakeets.
Guy 1 - Holy shit, check out the color on that parakeet! And those wings, wow! What a pilf!

Guy 2 - Hellz yeah, I'd tap that!
by John Argon August 06, 2006

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