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4 definitions by John "The Stovepiper" Smith

 
1.
When some one has an extremely large forehead.
Whoa, Meredith's forehead is so huge it's a fivehead!
by John "The Stovepiper" Smith April 24, 2004
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2.
A deviant sexual act that occurs when an individual excrements into the gaping anus of another individual, thus swapping scat.
I did ScatSwap with Stephanie last night, it was awesome! What a great friend!
by John "The Stovepiper" Smith April 24, 2004
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3.
A person who hides under the covers when they see a person they are afraid of (which is usually a black male).
Hey Andy Dalton, I mean Covers! Quick man hurry up and hide Harrison is coming!
by John "The Stovepiper" Smith April 24, 2004
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4.
A person who plays hockey, and also engages in homosexual acts.
John wants to watch me eat a Chipotle burrito, he's such a hockey fag.
by John "The Stovepiper" Smith April 24, 2004
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