3 definitions by John Stone
Your best-friend with a beaver-looking look.
If the person has got extreme cool teeth when she is smiling, or got a face that automatically says to you "that gotta be a sweet little beaver!" BBF is your best friend for life!
!!! - You don't use this word if your friend is not sweet=)
!!! - You don't use this word if your friend is not sweet=)
by John Stone June 18, 2008
A sexual act whereby the male squats a dump on his lady's chest. He then proceeds to tit-fuck the mess between the cleavage.
by John Stone January 25, 2007
Based on Alan Thicke's failed talk show "Thicke of the Night", this sexual act takes place while spooning your lady. The male must be the 'spooner', meaning he faces the backside of the woman. While she sleeps, he proceeds to slip his engorged penis into her dirty starfish, or anus.
Two things will happen as this takes place:
1. Your hair will form into a rock-hard brillo pad-esq shell and you will speak in a pinched arrogant tone bemoaning Michael's inability get his act together because he spends too much time hanging with Boner.
2. The position, like it's talk show namesake, will be cancelled as your lady's dirty starfish pinches off your manhood.
Two things will happen as this takes place:
1. Your hair will form into a rock-hard brillo pad-esq shell and you will speak in a pinched arrogant tone bemoaning Michael's inability get his act together because he spends too much time hanging with Boner.
2. The position, like it's talk show namesake, will be cancelled as your lady's dirty starfish pinches off your manhood.
by John Stone January 25, 2007