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100 definitions by John Smith

 
43.
anoying set of twins that live in wisconsin. They often accociate them selves with team jesus and spaz and file harasment constantly.
O great next hour i have the bergsters in my class
by john smith January 16, 2004
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44.
depends on context of sentence, ie it is a reaction.
Kate: My dog died
Tarnia: (sadly) Oh stafs

Simone: I got laid last nite
Tarnia: (excitedly) STAFS!
by john smith March 25, 2005
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45.
the fat above the crotch of an old and/or fat woman. usually appears below the belt-line as a big bulge
my grandma has the biggest f-ing pumis. it is so gross.
by john smith March 19, 2005
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46.
There was this girl named maya, she is a whore
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.
the mf-count is 1 today cause she fucked over her only other friend yesterday.
by John Smith February 22, 2005
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47.
A lot like the word shart, it is when farts but then he poops his pants.
Made popular by the song "Dumpfart" by Keith Barbado.
I was walking down the street and i dumpfarted on a hobo.
by John Smith February 22, 2005
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48.
Slang term for half white, half black, derogatory term.
That fucking bitch is a stupid little nigrid!
by John Smith April 19, 2004
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49.
A small absorbent cotton pad placed in ones underwear over the anal opening in order to catch debris and unwanted particles.

Change pad every 3 hours on heavy days and every 6 on light days.
In order to get rid of the unsightly stains in my underwear, i began wearing nunue pads and am now stain free.
by John Smith March 11, 2004
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