2 definitions by John Kyle

Forcing your dick so far up a girl's nostril so that you scramble her brains like the Egyptians of old.
That bitch wanted to be one with the sun God Ra so I grabbed her nose and mummified that ho! Mummify That Ho! YOUUUUUU!
by John Kyle February 2, 2008
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Calyn is a magnificent piece of art. She can make you day perfect with a smile. Her body is perfect and she is the hottest human being on the planet earth. And she has a hole lot of faith. She is amazing!!
Haily: I wish I was her .
Brittany: You wish you where who?
Haily: A calyn
by John Kyle January 8, 2017
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