3 definitions by John Bontke

A nice way to say that you or someone is a fat ass.
Does this jacket make me look portly?
by John Bontke December 6, 2003
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The sudden urge to deficate before a automotive race event.
Frank had to kick a race donkey before he took pole position.
by John Bontke December 6, 2003
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