2 definitions by Johannes (The Stiffy) Kepler

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*To be picky or choosy about what type of penises also known as dicks you prefer or want.

*One who has obnoxious preferences to different things, especially male genitals.

* Mr. Hacker was a Dick-Picky sort of fellow, his men had to be strong, virile, and have long flowing hair.

* "She's so Dick-Picky! It doesn't matter how long it is!"

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*To be picky or choosy about what type of penises also known as dicks you prefer or want.

*One who has obnoxious preferences to different things, especially male genitals.

* Mr. Hacker was a Dick-Picky sort of fellow, his men had to be strong, virile, and have long flowing hair.

* "She's so Dick-Picky! It doesn't matter how long it is!"

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