1 definition by Joggles28

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A milf who looks hot from behind but then turns around and her aged face scares us back to females younger than us where we planned to go all along.
"5% of older women are sometimes hot. The rest are varying degrees of milf dud. If they were cuter in the face, more males would marry females older than us instead of constantly downwards. "
by Joggles28 June 30, 2007

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