8 definitions by JoeyJoeJoington

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Used in the UK to refer to someone who is stupid, idiotic, retarded etc. One who is 'thick' is a 'thicko'.
Michael: You're such a thicko. You fail every test you take. Thick as pig's shit. Useless like your mother.

Michael's son: I can't wait until I'm old enough to move out!

Michael: Me neither!

Michael's son: I HATE YOU!
by JoeyJoeJoington February 08, 2011

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An insult the equivalent of "idiot", "prat", "knobhead" etc. used in Gloucestershire, UK.
Sonny: I didn't mean to break it.
Josh: You're such a gilly!
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Something infected, disgusting or generally dirty. Especially used to refer to injuries or disabilities.

Used in Gloucestershire, UK.
Hannah: Dave's got a gammy knee after he grazed it. Looks rank.
Dave: It got gammy 'cause a bit of grit got stuck in there. Now it's infected.
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Used to mean "lend", as in the sentence, "lend me".

Used in Gloucestershire, UK.
Jack: Mate, can you borrow me a quid?
Louis: I borrowed you a fiver like... two weeks ago and I still never got it back. So nah mate.
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A female equivalent of a chav

Also known as Chavette

Origin: United Kingdom, spc. Gloucestershire/Warwickshire, possibly from Stratford-on-Avon area 'Ratley' (?)
That chav and his ratley girlfriend were about, selling cheap strongbow from the back of a van.
by JoeyJoeJoington January 06, 2008

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An inhabitant of the town of Cheltenham, UK.
Joe: I'm a Cheltonian
Amy: Who gives a fuck?
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Used as an insult, specifically as a synonym for 'idiot' or 'retard'.

Possibly a derivative of 'dunce'. Used in Gloucestershire, UK.
Chloe: How's work?
Amy: It was sound, but then they hired new people and they're all right dunnies. Specially this guy called Rob. He's the biggest dunny of all.
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