1 definition by JoeyIsConfused

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One who is a complete retard when it comes to even the simplest math. Especially applicable when that person should know math for their job.
I am such an arithmetard! I'm a tenured professor of theoretical physics, but can I calculate a simple tip? NO!
by JoeyIsConfused January 14, 2009

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