9 definitions by Joey Schwartzman
The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.
The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.
by Joey Schwartzman May 27, 2005
by Joey Schwartzman December 31, 2004
BILL: Do you have shitzophrenia?
BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?
BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?
BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.
BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?
BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?
BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.
by Joey Schwartzman February 21, 2006
by Joey Schwartzman April 23, 2006
by Joey Schwartzman November 17, 2005
the buttocks. Also called butt, bum (British term), ass, arse (British term), bottom (child's word), booty, behind, tushie (or tushy), tokhes (Yiddish, pronounced TUH-khuhs), nates (pronounced NAY-teez), rear end, heinie, fanny, can, duff, fundament, posterior, nalgas (Spanish for "buttocks," pronounced NAHL-gahs), culo (Spanish for "ass," pronounced KOO-loh), wazoo.
by Joey Schwartzman June 30, 2005
Puppy in "Retarded Animal Babies," in the episode "Fucky Fucksgiving": If you say one more FUCKING WORD about some movie with a Red Rocket BB Gun or whatever, I swear to Christ I'll ass-rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders!
by Joey Schwartzman November 15, 2005