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To CROFT (verb)
The ability to drink huge quantities of alcohol, bypass Vomiting, to go straight to Comatose often accompanied by Mandymoments. Comas are generally preceded by loud off key singing of pop songs and attempts at various forms of modern dancing (punk, break etc). The use of tequila often acts as a catalyst for crofting. Comas are usually temporary until the next Croft episode, as early as the next day. Excessive Crofting often leads to becoming a local urban legend. While crofting can occur with both male and female species, it is by far most entertaining when performed by the female species.
She can croft with the best of them and last night drank 1/5th her bodyweight before falling over.

Wow he has been crofting every night this week , the bars will notice when he stops crofting.
by Joerockhead July 02, 2013

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The Moron Factor is a gauge for level of incompetence, stupidity and idiocy that you can be surrounded with on a daily basis.

If the Moron Factor is high it means that you are surrounded by complete idiots who do not know their ass from their elbows. When there is a low Moron Factor competence reigns and life is mellow.

Elevated levels of the Moron Factor can also occur periodically (usually temporarily) through the excessive use of alcohol or other party favors.
The Moron Factor is extremely high today and I am surrounded by complete idiots.

If there is a high Moron Factor, it is very difficult to soar with eagles because you are surrounded by turkeys.

A high Moron Factor is often found in government and in upper management.

If the Moron Factor were any higher, we would be passing out straight jackets.
by joerockhead November 23, 2013

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