1)A rich tart with biscuit base, filled with a mixture of cream cheese, cream, sugar, and often sultanas. Occasionally accompanied by a novelty fruit topping, the elusive cherry.
2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.
"I heard you punched your girl in the face last night"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
An often used sex method developed by the ancient greeks in the 1600's. The male will unexpectedly sneak his hand into a well known position as the "G Spot" of the woman's vagina. This must be done with precaution. Relative speed, agility, grace, dedictation, balanace and a sense of compassion is necessary if said sneak is to be successul.
"Did you do her last night?"
"Ya man, and I even got a sneaky greek in there!"