A measurement of Straightness, Cuteness, and Awesome. The first and
second, usually measured in "as a rainbow" and "thrice", respectively.
It is usually applied to one who is madepic, and prefers popcorn and metal.
Man: "Dude, your girlfriend
has SO much Sofiitude!"
Dude: "Yeah man, I know! She's as straight as a rainbow and thrice as cute!"