4 definitions by JoeJReed

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An iPhone or other wireless hand-held device whose powers one might once have attributed to sorcery.
"Can you use your Witch Box to find the name of this band's new album for me? I would do it myself, but I'm worried I might hit the wrong key and upset the tiny homunculus living inside of it."
by joejreed August 25, 2009

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a) Internet anonymity

b) The comfortable facelessness of the internet which tends to encourage lack of inhibition, snarkiness, porn consumption, blog writing, and various other forms of otherwise socially inexcusable behavior.

I wish I could tell Linda I'm the one who's been posting those snide comments to her blog all this time, but I know it would totally compromise my e-nonymity.
by JoeJReed December 25, 2007

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a) Internet anonymity

b) The comfortable facelessness of the internet which tends to encourage lack of inhibition, snarkiness, porn consumption, blog writing, and various other forms of otherwise socially inexcusable behavior.

I wish I could tell Linda I'm the one who's been posting those snide comments to her blog all this time, but I know it would totally compromise my e-nonymity.
by JoeJReed December 25, 2007

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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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Term for a straight man with a homosexual affectation; a metro-sexual without the style
Just because Tad listens to Emo and watches Queer Eye doesn't make him gay - he's just a little homolicious is all.
by JoeJReed December 25, 2007

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

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