A speech by stand-up comedian Brian Regan
, who talks about his speech mishaps, such as saying things at the wrong time, confusing people's genders, or saying an Involuntary "You Too"
Excerpt from "You Too & Stuff":
I'm getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, "Hey, have a nice flight".
"(And then I say) YOU TOO! Yeah, you have a nice flight too, incase you ever fly someday. Don't anybody look at me, I'm a moron. Don't know when to say the 'You Too' phrase. I can't handle it."