3 definitions by Joe Shea

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While two females scissor, a man puts a slice of tomato and lettuce on his penis then lays in the middle sticking his penis(covered in lettuce and tomato) in between the two female's vaginas. The male must provide the mayo (Ejaculate). After this is complete the male takes two pieces of bread and wraps them around his penis and all the foods and semen around it, and forces one girl to eat the outsides of it while she gives him a blow job.
Last night Jenny, Nicole and I made a scissor sandwich, and Jenny ate it. Haha
by Joe Shea May 18, 2008

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When a man is laying on his stomach and he gets an erection. When it starts to hurt the man pulls his penis up so its horizontal and so that the head of the penis touches the belly button.
When I was laying in bed watching a shot at love with Tila Tequila I had to stick shift to stop the pain.
by Joe Shea May 19, 2008

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A man and women get on there knees. The man is behind the women and sticks his balls into her ass,(One nut is fine if size is problem). Next he starts to finger her as they both move up and down. Then when the female has a orgasim she squeezes her butt cheeks involuntary. When your balls start to hurt you stick a finger in her mouth and pull her back.
I bobbered jenny last night.
by Joe Shea May 19, 2008

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