3 definitions by Joe Mantis
To punch a man in the testicles from behind causing him to freeze. Traditionally a game played by college students and Navy seamen. Similiar to the Man-Check gender verification is established. The objective is to establish dominance by punching a fellow from behind while yelling "MANTIS" causing him to buckle up or freeze. You recieve bonuses if you mantis your opponent while he has an audience.
"look...Johnson is giving a newcommers briefing, *punch* 'MANTIS' you were served by a mantis ass punch."
"How a bout a game of Mantis"
"How a bout a game of Mantis"
by Joe Mantis February 26, 2008
An unexplained, immediate anger attack or rage brought on by perceived incompetence by other people or perceived outcome that is not favorable to the egomaniac throwing the fit. O'reillying is usually accompanied with phrases such as, "Can't do it", "Go Go", "lets do it live" and "F- it"
by Joe Mantis June 11, 2008
Bill: IF YOUR WORKING FOR THEM YOUR PART OF IT.
Sam: So do you want everybody to quit.
Bill: Yeah, I WOULD I WOULD
Janice: <excuses> there is a big difference.
Bill: NO YOUR WRONG. <RAGE PERSUES >
Sam: Well one of these days.
Bill: I got to go. I need to calm down.
Sam: But..
Bill: I NEED TO CALM DOWN, I NEED A DRINK. I NEED TO CHANGE MY BILLO-PAD!
“Man, my Boss has been O'reillying all day, he needs to change out his billo-pad.
Sam: So do you want everybody to quit.
Bill: Yeah, I WOULD I WOULD
Janice: <excuses> there is a big difference.
Bill: NO YOUR WRONG. <RAGE PERSUES >
Sam: Well one of these days.
Bill: I got to go. I need to calm down.
Sam: But..
Bill: I NEED TO CALM DOWN, I NEED A DRINK. I NEED TO CHANGE MY BILLO-PAD!
“Man, my Boss has been O'reillying all day, he needs to change out his billo-pad.
by Joe Mantis June 12, 2008