75 definitions by Joe Bone

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."
n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"
by Joe Bone March 24, 2005
persons of lower quality or mediocrity
Those guys hired all the lunchmeat we just let go.
by Joe Bone March 11, 2005
A female devotee of Lily Pulitzer type apparel, often found at snooty upscale colleges, especially in the South.
"It sure was funny seeing that "pink and green" puking her brains out last night."
by Joe Bone March 07, 2005
1. A fine appetizer served at a fern bar; the potato skin is filled with potato, cheese, bacon and/or chives, with a side of sour cream.

2. a blanket or wrap worn by a couch potato.
1. "mmmmmmmmm..., potato skins."

2. "I just wrapped my ass in my potato skin and watched game shows all morning."
by Joe Bone March 16, 2005
1. A brand of sherry.

2. An overworked scrotum.
1. I had a Dry Sack at lunch.

2. I had a dry sack after banging Sherry all night.
by Joe Bone March 11, 2005
A dispute or fight in baseball, often escalating to a bench-clearing brawl.

Also can refer to the aftermath of a bad call from an umpire.

A fracas.
Zim got caught up in that rhubarb last night; I always knew he had a plate in his head.
by Joe Bone March 11, 2005
1. (noun) A large yeti-like creature in "The Phantom" comic strip, who only says one thing: "hzzzz...".

2. (exclamation) An utterance, signifying that one possibly likes something, but is not sure.

3. (exclamation) An utterance, signifying that one possibly dislikes something, but is not sure.
Joe: "Look at the tits on that one!"
Jim: "Bag the face."
Hzzzz: "hzzzz..."
by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

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