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A noun for a food product that is one part bread/loaf, one part mayo, and one part processed and reshaped meat product preserved with coagulated hydrolyzed proteins, emulsions, and nitrates thinly sliced and contained inside an indigestible crust. Typically buddigs are manufactured in car seats, bathrooms, on couches or on park benches, or at any local 7-11. The most typically used resource for the buddig is wonder bread, miracle whip, and 99 cent Carl Buddig lunchmeat with a past expiration date. When the need to chew Buddig is of hinderance, buddig can be blended into a puree and slurped down while still retaining the majority of its delicious and indigestible properties.
Matty, make me a buddig!
Would anyone like a glass of my liquid buddig? The vintage is Mesquite Ham.
Let's get to 7-11 and score some buddigs.
by Jobber67 December 04, 2010

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A hurried act of consumption, initially named after a hot dessert, where a food order arrives and is consumed before the individual that ordered said dessert is able to partake in its sweet or savory goodness. Typically, the meal is brought and consumed while purchaser steps away for a quick phone call to his sorry-ass girlfriend, or the bean dip ordered and eaten prior has slid through to persons small intestines thus causing a long and unexpected restroom break. The purchaser of consumed food will likely voice some distress but understand the retribution for absence at time of food arrival.
Don't pazooki the rest of my birthday cake!

I swear I had some Chinese food leftovers...who the hell pazookied my fridge?

Steve's not looking, lets pazooki the hell out out of his shrimp cocktail.
by Jobber67 December 03, 2010

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