South American insectivorous mammal. Has tough 'armour plates' that protect it from attack. Some varieties can roll into a ball and be completely protected.
As far as I know, not interested in lesbians at all.
"hey, what's that weird looking animal with the armour?"
"an armadillo of course"
Someone who accidentally soils their undergarments after putting too much effort into passing wind
Someone over indulges at the curry house on sunday night, goes into work on Monday morning,fellow colleague begins to sniff loudly,"Phwoar who's followed through?someone must have,that's lingered for a good five minutes it stinks!!!"...meanwhile the main offender goes cheery red and decides not to own up and makes hasty retreat to the staff toilets.