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2 definitions by Jizzman

The supreme lord of all that is and ever shall be. He is the pimp of all pimps, lord of all ladies, and must be referred to as The Jizzman. All ladies who come across him shall be smitten and all who cross him shall be smoten.
When the The Jizzman sleeps at night, he sleeps on a pile of money with lots of naked ladies. Jizzman, I am not worthy. Please have mercy on me Mr. Jizzman.
by Jizzman November 14, 2003
A blonde girl with a fine booty, who lives in London, and studies a crazy Southern European language.
I wuv you fuzzy bunny.
by Jizzman November 14, 2003