2 definitions by Jizzle McJizzmiester

Person who enjoys penetrating women or men in the vaginal or anal region with prime joints of beef or lamb, and then eating said joint.
Good morning mr butcher, 1 leg of lamb please. Oh no, Im not going to eat it Im gonna shove it up a birds arse.

Butcher: Would you like it greasing?

Yes please, it always helps.
by Jizzle McJizzmiester March 13, 2005
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A sexual experience involving several male participants and one or two female participants, in which the female recieves a huge amount of jizz to the face.
God Derek! That was an amazing jizzfest, did you see how much jizz she had on her tits and face and arse and head. Jesus there was loads of jizz. Jizz everywhere, even in her hair. What a jizzfest

Your right Cuthbert, shitloads of jizz.
by Jizzle McJizzmiester March 13, 2005
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