2 definitions by JimmyJay

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An bizarre accident; An accident that is so strange and that occurs under such unbelievable circumstances that it appears that the accident was straight out of Hollywood.
The guy's car was rear-ended and pushed into one of those car haulers - the chain securing the SUV on the top broke and it rolled off the hauler and landed in the back seat of the car crushing the chick in the back and the driver walked away without a scratch...

Wow! That was a real final destination accident.
by JimmyJay March 20, 2007

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1. To be completely clueless on how to using the subway or other means of public tranportation;

2. To be unable to read a subway map;
Why did he take a taxi to Central Park when he could have just taken the subway?

Because that dumb ass is subliterate.
by JimmyJay May 03, 2007

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